Random blabbing about nothing!

This one year had gone by. I had grown into a nice young man and was looking forward to what would happen next in my life. I was walking down the street, minding my own business when this big Cyclops interrupted 'my time'. His name was Therodrob the V and he had an ax as a hand and a peg leg like a pirate. He looked like a very mean person at first until he gave me some of his oranges that he received from a dolphin. After a few minutes we walked with each other to talk about life when he suddenly summoned his jaguar named Jurnin. It looked like the cat would attack me but it turns out he just wanted someone to play with. We walked down the road some more until we reached a castle. The castle was ruled by a cauliflower queen. She trained her minions to chop off their victims ring finger with a silver coin. She was willing to do whatever to rule the world with her ice cream critters. Me, the Cyclops, and the jaguar came up with a plan. We were going to use our jedi force powers to mind control the ice cream critters and get them to eat the queen instead of chop her ring finger off! The queen had fought off all of her minions and it was me, the Cyclops, and the jaguar left. She conjured up a potion the previous day that changed her into a Demon Lady! The Cyclops ordered Jurnin to attack with his razor sharp claws, it was no use against the Demon Queen. She suddenly grabbed the Cyclops and spit in his only eye, making him blind. Our attacks were useless against the queen's mighty demon powers! With the Cyclops writhing in pain in a corner, the jaguar trying it's best to conjure up enough strength to actually hurt the Demon Queen, I had no choice but to use the Sword of Hippos! It is said that the sword would cringe through anything it touches, so when the Queen was wide open for me to stab her in the heart, I took the chance! The Demon Queen screamed the loudest sound I have ever heard almost making all of us deaf! She was still trying to fight us off while dying and writhing in pain, but suddenly she fell to her death and we had won the battle! The Cyclops's eye healed, the jaguar purred the happiest purr it ever had and we lived happily ever after in the castle for the rest of our lives. The End!